ahhhh, the joys of a capitalist society, where one is free to develop whatever one desires to fill a consumer niche...
...even if it means bullshitting the consumer into believing a vapid promise that's so old it farts dust and has the all the validity of the Iraq war. Guess that's just "my tough luck". You got the full purchase price, and I got a device that does PART of what Diablosport promised me it would...prior to purchase.
How about some !@#$!@# TCM support for the U7191, Diablosport? How do the "owners" feel about the prosepct of fulfilling that empty promise THIS year? Any different than the last two years? "2-3 weeks out" is it?
Pretty sure today is the 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY of what I now refer to as the "Three Week Promise Debacle". Guess I'll click my signature and refer to that 2007 email again to find out what that date was...in 2007.
...what a f$cking sick, sick joke on those of us who stuck by Diablosport, all the while being outright LIED to.
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HarmFamily
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HarmFamily
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So, turns out today *IS* the anniversary of the "promise" email from 2007, as shown by clicking my signature. If you haven't seen it already, you really should...go ahead, check it out.
In honor of such a special event (the "new owners" must be SO proud of their accomplishment and commitment), I felt it would be "fun" to sort of...let's say, "translate" that now infamous pile of steaming bullshit into what it *really* meant:
---translation begin---
Kevin,
I have discussed your concerns with the owners of the company, and we all had a good f$cking laugh at your expense.
I've been instructed to feed you more absurd bullshit and tell you that we're 2-3 weeks out on developing the code necessary to fulfill the promise we made you over a year ago, before you purchased our product for full price. They asked me to put you on the list of beta testers because, frankly, that'll be the last email we have to bother with. Can't beta test a vapor, right Kev?! We had a good laugh about that too.
Please be patient with us, as we are currently doing everything we can to enhance our other products first. Sort of like a campaign promise, except in our case, you lose functionality while we maximize profits and suffer no consequences for not fulfilling our promise to you.
Unfortunately for you, there have been some empty promises made under our prior ownership, but the new owners have posted those prominently on the walls here to ensure we don't f$ck up and use those same excuses. I assure you we will have fresh excuses, and we've made providing those excuses to you, the already paid customer, a number one priority.
I will now post a number of red herrings here to in some way attempt to distract you from the colossal f$cking you just took from us, and we will continue to tell you what you want to hear while not producing a single credible shred of evidence that we're actually going to fulfill any promises or provide you with the product features you purchased from us.
Thank you,
Diablosport's ManagementShield
---translation end---
Yeah. That's the stuff.... I'd actually have more respect for the owners and agents of Diablosport had they the cajones to send me THAT email instead of the one I received that fateful day in July 2007.
At least it would have been honest...
In honor of such a special event (the "new owners" must be SO proud of their accomplishment and commitment), I felt it would be "fun" to sort of...let's say, "translate" that now infamous pile of steaming bullshit into what it *really* meant:
---translation begin---
Kevin,
I have discussed your concerns with the owners of the company, and we all had a good f$cking laugh at your expense.
I've been instructed to feed you more absurd bullshit and tell you that we're 2-3 weeks out on developing the code necessary to fulfill the promise we made you over a year ago, before you purchased our product for full price. They asked me to put you on the list of beta testers because, frankly, that'll be the last email we have to bother with. Can't beta test a vapor, right Kev?! We had a good laugh about that too.
Please be patient with us, as we are currently doing everything we can to enhance our other products first. Sort of like a campaign promise, except in our case, you lose functionality while we maximize profits and suffer no consequences for not fulfilling our promise to you.
Unfortunately for you, there have been some empty promises made under our prior ownership, but the new owners have posted those prominently on the walls here to ensure we don't f$ck up and use those same excuses. I assure you we will have fresh excuses, and we've made providing those excuses to you, the already paid customer, a number one priority.
I will now post a number of red herrings here to in some way attempt to distract you from the colossal f$cking you just took from us, and we will continue to tell you what you want to hear while not producing a single credible shred of evidence that we're actually going to fulfill any promises or provide you with the product features you purchased from us.
Thank you,
Diablosport's ManagementShield
---translation end---
Yeah. That's the stuff.... I'd actually have more respect for the owners and agents of Diablosport had they the cajones to send me THAT email instead of the one I received that fateful day in July 2007.
At least it would have been honest...
^^^^Click Me!! Note the date, July 2007!!
2006 Monte Carlo SS, Fully Loaded, CAI, Magnaflow Exhaust, DiabLew Xtras, U7191 Predator
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HarmFamily
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Wow, what a holiday!! July 23rd!!
I celebrated by promising my neighbor I'd mow that strip of lawn between the sidewalk and the curb for him for a few bucks.
Of course, when he asks why I *DIDN'T* mow it, I'll tell him "I hear what you're saying, it's coming, be patient...2-3 weeks out I promise".
...and in classic Diablosport style...I'll never mow his lawn. AHHAHA!! SWEET DEAL!! If I could only PROFIT from my deception somehow...
Diablosport July Madness!! July 23rd! Mark your '09 calendar and celebrate the deception with me!!
I celebrated by promising my neighbor I'd mow that strip of lawn between the sidewalk and the curb for him for a few bucks.
Of course, when he asks why I *DIDN'T* mow it, I'll tell him "I hear what you're saying, it's coming, be patient...2-3 weeks out I promise".
...and in classic Diablosport style...I'll never mow his lawn. AHHAHA!! SWEET DEAL!! If I could only PROFIT from my deception somehow...
Diablosport July Madness!! July 23rd! Mark your '09 calendar and celebrate the deception with me!!
^^^^Click Me!! Note the date, July 2007!!
2006 Monte Carlo SS, Fully Loaded, CAI, Magnaflow Exhaust, DiabLew Xtras, U7191 Predator
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blackenedss87
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AAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!! LMFAO!!!HarmFamily wrote:Wow, what a holiday!! July 23rd!!
I celebrated by promising my neighbor I'd mow that strip of lawn between the sidewalk and the curb for him for a few bucks.
Of course, when he asks why I *DIDN'T* mow it, I'll tell him "I hear what you're saying, it's coming, be patient...2-3 weeks out I promise".
...and in classic Diablosport style...I'll never mow his lawn. AHHAHA!! SWEET DEAL!! If I could only PROFIT from my deception somehow...
Diablosport July Madness!! July 23rd! Mark your '09 calendar and celebrate the deception with me!!
06MonteSS / DiabLew Tune
2014 Camaro SS - 2SS, RS pkg., short-throw shifter, NPP perf. exhaust, BMR strut-tower brace, Cold Air Inductions cold air intake
www.diablewtune.com -- www.diablocustomtune.com -- www.diablocustomtunegm.com -- www.diablocustomtuning.net
2014 Camaro SS - 2SS, RS pkg., short-throw shifter, NPP perf. exhaust, BMR strut-tower brace, Cold Air Inductions cold air intake
www.diablewtune.com -- www.diablocustomtune.com -- www.diablocustomtunegm.com -- www.diablocustomtuning.net
hey, what happened to evadllig and his daily bump??
06MonteSS / DiabLew Tune
2014 Camaro SS - 2SS, RS pkg., short-throw shifter, NPP perf. exhaust, BMR strut-tower brace, Cold Air Inductions cold air intake
www.diablewtune.com -- www.diablocustomtune.com -- www.diablocustomtunegm.com -- www.diablocustomtuning.net
2014 Camaro SS - 2SS, RS pkg., short-throw shifter, NPP perf. exhaust, BMR strut-tower brace, Cold Air Inductions cold air intake
www.diablewtune.com -- www.diablocustomtune.com -- www.diablocustomtunegm.com -- www.diablocustomtuning.net
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Grumpy_Aero_Guy
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bumpity bump bump
06MonteSS / DiabLew Tune
2014 Camaro SS - 2SS, RS pkg., short-throw shifter, NPP perf. exhaust, BMR strut-tower brace, Cold Air Inductions cold air intake
www.diablewtune.com -- www.diablocustomtune.com -- www.diablocustomtunegm.com -- www.diablocustomtuning.net
2014 Camaro SS - 2SS, RS pkg., short-throw shifter, NPP perf. exhaust, BMR strut-tower brace, Cold Air Inductions cold air intake
www.diablewtune.com -- www.diablocustomtune.com -- www.diablocustomtunegm.com -- www.diablocustomtuning.net
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CANUCKPREDATOR
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Re: RE: *** No TCM Support for your vehicle yet? Join the C
"WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM......."CANUCKPREDATOR wrote:"WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM......."CANUCKPREDATOR wrote:"WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM......."CANUCKPREDATOR wrote: "WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM, WE WANT TCM......."
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Bigwrench40
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Sorry guys...
My brother and I went to Cooperstown for the Hall of Fame induction weekend. I had to do something to cheer myself up over the TCM screw-over.
Anyways - I drank alot of beer and talked alot of baseball and I feel better now. Ready to resume my daily bump....
My brother and I went to Cooperstown for the Hall of Fame induction weekend. I had to do something to cheer myself up over the TCM screw-over.
Anyways - I drank alot of beer and talked alot of baseball and I feel better now. Ready to resume my daily bump....
2006 Trailblazer SS RWD - K&N AirCharger, Corsa Cat Back and of course the Diablo Predator U7191