Worth a Free T-Shirt?
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:33 am
Dear DiabloSport,
I am writing this to inform you that I have just saved your company $158, and I would like to request some sort of free merch in return. After all, $158 is a still a lot of cheddar, wouldn't you agree?
Not one to just go around asking for free stuff, I am prepared to provide evidence of my good deed. So before deciding on my request, please take into account the following:
I recently made some mods to my vehicle, which of course necessitated using my DS inTune-1000-DCX to facilitate some performance tests in an effort measure the mods' effects. It was while performing these tests, (more specifically - data logging 0-30 and 0-60 runs) that my car's gas pedal assembly broke away from the firewall during an especially forceful application of full throttle. Luckily for me, my car's throttle is the "fly by wire" type, so I was able to just place the gas pedal in my lap and work it by hand so that I could make it up to the local Dodge dealership to seek out a replacement. Once there, I was informed that they did have what I needed, but that it would cost $158, not including sales tax.
Now, I think we can all agree that my gas pedal would have never been broken if the DS inTune-1000-DCX were not such a fun and useful product. Therefore, it stands to reason that DiabloSport is responsible for my broken part, and thus DS would need to pony up the cost for the replacement gas pedal. However, I could not just blindly allow DS to replace my pedal for $158 when there was a chance to remedy the situation less expensively.
So I broke out my JB PlasticWeld and went to work. And I am happy to report that my efforts were quite successful. I now have a working gas pedal again, and I have been able to resume my performance testing...and DS did not have to pay Dodge $158 for a new gas pedal assembly. That's a win-win-win in my book!
Now that you have all the facts of the case, I am certain your decision, whichever way you go, will be the right (and just) one.
Yours truly,
The Nuke
P.S. I am 6'8", so any clothing items you send me will need to be extra long/tall.
I am writing this to inform you that I have just saved your company $158, and I would like to request some sort of free merch in return. After all, $158 is a still a lot of cheddar, wouldn't you agree?
Not one to just go around asking for free stuff, I am prepared to provide evidence of my good deed. So before deciding on my request, please take into account the following:
I recently made some mods to my vehicle, which of course necessitated using my DS inTune-1000-DCX to facilitate some performance tests in an effort measure the mods' effects. It was while performing these tests, (more specifically - data logging 0-30 and 0-60 runs) that my car's gas pedal assembly broke away from the firewall during an especially forceful application of full throttle. Luckily for me, my car's throttle is the "fly by wire" type, so I was able to just place the gas pedal in my lap and work it by hand so that I could make it up to the local Dodge dealership to seek out a replacement. Once there, I was informed that they did have what I needed, but that it would cost $158, not including sales tax.
Now, I think we can all agree that my gas pedal would have never been broken if the DS inTune-1000-DCX were not such a fun and useful product. Therefore, it stands to reason that DiabloSport is responsible for my broken part, and thus DS would need to pony up the cost for the replacement gas pedal. However, I could not just blindly allow DS to replace my pedal for $158 when there was a chance to remedy the situation less expensively.
So I broke out my JB PlasticWeld and went to work. And I am happy to report that my efforts were quite successful. I now have a working gas pedal again, and I have been able to resume my performance testing...and DS did not have to pay Dodge $158 for a new gas pedal assembly. That's a win-win-win in my book!
Now that you have all the facts of the case, I am certain your decision, whichever way you go, will be the right (and just) one.
Yours truly,
The Nuke
P.S. I am 6'8", so any clothing items you send me will need to be extra long/tall.